Time Waster

I think I've had a little too much sugar today. But a hot chocolate, a chocolate frosted brownie, a handful of chocolate covered pretzels, and ..... Hmmm. OK. Yup. That's a lot. It made one of those hyper and annoying infomercial/commercial guys voices pop into my head while I was online. This is what it said:


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Yup. Definitely too much chocolate.