Funny Sayings Part 3

I took the boys to Universal Studios on Monday. Samuel had me cracking up while at the Terminator 2 -3D attraction. Part of the program is a smiling, snarky CEO lady comes out and greets everyone before they go into the show. It gets everyone into the mood of the show and is kinda funny.
One of the questions she asked was, " Did anyone in the eentsy-teensy bit of time standing here break or lose their special glasses?" Some smart aleck raised his hand and she said,(in a very sarcastic, snarky voice) " You, sir? Ahh, yes! There they are on your head! Awww. You really like having people pay attention to you!"
Samuel then jumps up into the air, waving his arms and yells sincerely, "I DO TOO!" The lady couldn't hear him, but the people around us thought it was pretty funny.


On the way home from picking Aaron up at the airport on Thursday, the boys got a little too loud and Aaron told them to quiet down. Not with a stern voice or anything (he hadn't seen them in a week and was being very mushy) and they obeyed. A few minutes later Adam said, "Daddy, I took away your madness!"
Aaron replied, " What?" (I was wondering when had Aaron gone crazy or did I miss something?)
Adam said, "I took away your madness so you can't be mad anymore! Isn't that great?!"